money won't buy happiness...but it sure will take care of a Drama degree

boo hoo, im going to cry! I have just reseached the drama colleges i want to go to, and they're all either:
1. Impossible to audition for because they are all in the Northern Hemisphere, or,
2. Going to cost me more money than i will ever make in my whole life.

Okay here are the possiblities:
- Stella Adler Conservatory of Drama, New York.
- Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, London.
- Juilliard, New York.